It’s the little things in life, ya know?

So I’ve imagined the mountains, the plains, the rolling hills, the night sky. The grand picture is about all I manage to imagine at this point because I’ve never taken a trip like this before. So to help me prepare, here are some of the smaller, more annoying things that may occur that my brain can imagine:

Bugs. In my face. On my sunglasses. Down my throat.

Getting up close and personal with road kill.

Awkward tan lines.

Getting mauled by a bear in my sleep.

Smelling like a caveman.

Going to the bathroom in the wild with unknown plants by my lady parts.

Not getting my snot rockets right at first.

Getting mauled by a bear in my sleep.

GETTING MAULED BY A BEAR IN MY SLEEP.

You know, the little things.

-MG

let's hope they're all this cute

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